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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:05

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
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Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No, not a chance
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So they tried
Just Forget it!
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics