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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

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Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

No, not a chance

Still no good.

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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So they tried

Just Forget it!

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics